
I had just received my New York Yoga Pass Book in the mail the other day, and I could not wait to use it. For the unbelievable price of $75 + shipping, you get a two-class pass book to virtually every studio in Manhattan. After the teacher training program, it seemed to be a great way to check out other styles of teaching, And verify for myself, if NY Yoga was worth my almost-every-day commute to the UES.
For my first choice I selected the Kula Yoga Project . I’d been staring at it long enough, read all of the glowing reviews, and best of all it’s within walking distance of where I live. So there I was, at Kula’s front desk, out of breath from the everest walk up, but triumphantly presenting my Yoga Pass Book, The girl at the desk was friendly, she picked up right away that it was my first time, and took me through the paces, as I took in the colorful bohemian charm of the place.
Unfortunately, this is where the good part of my experience ended. I can forgive the shabbiness of the place, if it weren’t charging a remarkable monthly fee for unlimited classes. But for the monthly price I would be paying, I do have standards. I expect clean bathrooms, as in fungus-free sinks, changing rooms, where you can’t accidentally walk in on men and vice versa because the changing space is shared, and divided by wilting curtains. And the air, the cool spring breeze I had experienced outside was forgotten in the face of the sweltering almost stifling heat of the reception area, “I don’t remember this being a hot studio” I thought to myself, it’s not.
The studio it turned out was too small, so the teacher looked directly at me and said, ” if you’re just coming in the class is full“. I ducked away and pretended I hadn’t noticed her piercing gaze as she spoke in my direction. I had been about the 10th person on the sign-in sheet and was certain I was in the class. A girl looked helplessly at the teacher and pleaded, ” I don’t think there are 20 people around…”, the teacher firmly shook her head, “they’re around”, she pointed to the sign-in sheet. Dejected, the girls and others slowly left. The class was tight. So tight, you couldn’t fit three fingers between mats. Aware of this, I carefully rolled out my mat, the floor deeply sighed under the motion, my soon-to-be neighbor clearly annoyed barked, “you’ll need to move over more than that!”. And that was as friendly as it got.
During class, I was poked into adjusting my wrong utkatasana, and my shoulder in Utthita Parsvakonasana , and while we’re on the sanskrit, there wasn’t a drop of it in class, nor chanting, or ohming, and worst of all, no mention of the breath. This was minimalist yoga, imperceptible that it came from India or had a 5,000+ year history, this was yoga birthed from the *gasp*, Jane Fonda gym.
But, maybe it was just a bad day and a bad class, the reviews can’t all be wrong, and the commute is just too good. We all deserve a second chance.

